In order to distract myself from my public-speaking and interviewing woes, I would like to share a story with you all: it is called "The Day Mat Decided We Should Stretch a String Across the Two Peaks of Twin Peaks." It begins with Rhonda coming into my room and saying, 'Do you want to come to Twin Peaks and stretch a string across the peaks?' To which I replied, 'What? Why?'
'Because,' Rhonda responded.
'Because why?' I asked, still confused.
'Because!' Mat shouted from the kitchen.
'I don't understand,' I said, getting up and putting my shoes on, 'but should I take my camera?'
'Yes,' was the unanimous reply. And we were off. The rest shall be told in photo form:
We stretched a string across Twin Peaks. Why? Because!